Estelle: Latvian Orthodox? Why are you doing this?
George: For a woman.
Frank: A woman? What are you out of your mind?
Estelle: Why can’t you do anything like a normal person?
Frank: Wait. Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?
George: No it’s a regular religion.
Frank: I’m calling my lawyer. It might not be too late to get out of this.
George: I don’t want to get out of it.
Estelle: George, you don’t know what you’re saying. You’re under their control.
Frank: What, they brainwashed you?
George: No no.
Frank: You’re not performing any rituals in this house.
Estelle: Go back to the psychiatrist. I beg you.
Frank: And stay away from those squirrels.(via The Conversion)
(via dailyseinfeld)
