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June 17: The Arrest

strangerthaneviction:

Upon returning from work on Wednesday, I find 2 cop cars parked in the driveway.  The police inform me that when James returned from the hospital, he discovered his TV, laptop, and iPhone were all missing.  When asked about this, Gary claimed he had no idea where they were.  The police then found the TV in Gary’s garage.  He admitted to having stole the TV, but said he had no idea where the laptop or phone was.  They found the laptop under his bed.  “Alright, I also stole the laptop, but I have no idea where the iPhone is.”  The iPhone was then found in his desk drawer.

This is the first, and a prime example, of Gary’s inability to plan for future events.  One could assume that after finding the TV, they would likely continue to search.  Unless you have thought of a really unique hiding place, just fess up, because they’re probably going to check your desk and under your bed.

Gary was handcuffed and I was asked if I would be posting bail for Gary.  Having lived in the house for just about 2 weeks, I didn’t feel that me and Gary were at that “posting bail” level of our relationship.  Gary then spent the night in Kane County lock-up on charges of felony theft.